Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. - Albert Einstein
Q. What's the difference between a fox and a pig?
A. About 5 drinks.
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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